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Yeah I'd fuck a liberal
yeah i go on hexbear for the sophisticated political discourse
Yeah. Several years back, I practiced salsa with a lady that did some clowning on the side and some streams got crossed. So like my usual hipster self, I was early on these sorts of trends.
id fuck your grandma if she wanted it.
Only in the outfit. I want to honk his nose when he cums.
I know multiple clowns and they're pretty attractive. Probably not in stage makeup though
hell yes
She dell on my arte til I commedia
Yes
Now I'm imagining like a whole sexual circus act, like she eats your ass and pulls a ten foot long string of handkerchiefs out of it, or she's like "watch out I'm a squirter" and then blasts you in the face with an old timey bottle of seltzer
if this isn't already a genre of porn, it needs to be
I'm more of an average mime enjoyer.
im actually scared of clowns, i have hit a clown hard with a bo staff for scaring me on Halloween.
I mean i assume the makeup comes off at some point
Nobody said it would come off on purpose 
The clown hasnt texted me back 
Can't cum - clown will eat me.
I asked my friend because we were talking on the phone as i came across this thread and he said no
disappointed in him smh
By saying that you are dissapointed in him you were implying you were succesful in having sexual activities with a clown girl. Speak the truth Scotty, we know you are hiding vital information from us!
I am implying I would totally bone down with a clown and even listen to her terrible rap lyrics and drink Faygo, you know clown culture
No, they're too scary and say things like "honk honk" and "gwuh-humph".
you may be thinking of ducks?
Well, typically a duck quacks, but if one honked at me I'm fucking out of there.
I'M COMING 
HONK HONK
I'll be that one - enthusiastically YES
Me too! Giggly make-out sessions are my favorite.
Ranking street performers in order of hotness:
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Musician: 1/10, enough said.
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Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.
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Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn't have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can't respect someone like that.
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Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there's always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they're a package deal.
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Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I'm turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.
your scale is missing Shabibo and Crowder
Been there, done that, got the squeaky nose. They're just theatre kids. Admittedly this was more "Cirque du Solei" than "Birthday party"
Admittedly this was more "Cirque du Solei" than "Birthday party"
humblebrag alert 👆
this mf got the fancy clown
got that premium clussy