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One time he hopped on an alt account just to continue harassing me because I wouldn't agree that breeding decorative aquarium shrimp was the same as the Holocaust.

If UlyssesT comes back he's a fed. They don't just let regular people keep posting after doing something like that to Henry Kissinger.

I have to admit that I underestimated this woman. When our brief moment in the zeitgeist ended, I expected her to move on like the rest of our so-called celebrity allies did. I hope she runs for president.

I only use my machine for work and I'm required to use Windows 11. I wish I'd gotten into Linux when I was younger and computers were still fun but I've come to hate this little electronic box.

Then you're taking away jobs from the hardworking IDF spunk collectors.

Every day your one job is to build a gunpla model. You start off with low grades and some wire cutters and by the time you graduate you're building real Gundams for the people's army.

Ranking street performers in order of hotness:

• Musician: 1/10, enough said.

• Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.

• Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn't have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can't respect someone like that.

• Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there's always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they're a package deal.

• Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I'm turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.

IRL, yes, I got bullied for my stutter by a fellow autistic just last week. Online, I feel like those are often the sort of autistics who are too ashamed to admit they have autism unless it can score them a quick dunk. As a result, I rarely run into them in autism-focused communities - it's usually just places like reddit.

I've been playing since PS2 and despite how many times I've tried to mix it up, I always end up back on the hammer. Give me a monster's face to bust up and I'm happy.

An alcohol-free arcade would be heaven because all of the most obnoxious people would be over at the barcade down the road.

I did not know about that one. Fuck.

Pretty sure he would take this as a compliment and then he'd say some weird shit about breasts.