I think the perfect liberal candidate is a relatively good-looking dude in his 40s or 50s who seems like he knows his way around corporate leadership.

I'm not even kidding.

Liberal worldview:

• They want presentability and decorum.
• They don't want anything to fundamentally change.
• They love things like Apple and the neoliberal corporate aesthetic.

Liberal voters want a handsome corpo.

That's why they love Obama, Trudeau, et al.

It is absolutely ridiculous how out of touch they are with their own voter base.