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Or at least make people forget about it faster, and that is the presidential sons debate first proposed on chapo. Hunter vs Don Jr and Eric, a no holds barred, no muting mics, all substances allowed cage match debate. 3 men enter, 1 man leaves to be crowned Biggest Presidential Son. It won't do anything about Joe's liquifying brain but it might make people forget, plus with Hunter's charisma he can only help his dad's campaign

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[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Secret service takes the bullet, "assassin" uses a pistol so the bodyguard survives. "Assassin" is tackled before a second shot fired.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

a pistol shot anywhere near biden would kill him from the shock of the blast

edit: the CIA wouldn't even need to get the heart attack gun out, just send somebody to clap loudly right behind him and he's a goner

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fair point. You couldn't have him in the loop on it or he'd be like listen, fat, I faked an assassination.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Cou- could Joe Trump do that? Nah man, he, (staring), he, he couldn't do that. Dan Trump couldn't fake an assessment! joe biden dot com.