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George Washington would put trump in the fucking ground faster than you could say king of America
Washington's ghost: "Let's see how America is getting along."
"..."
"Welp, I tried to warn them political parties were a bad idea."
More Americans need to read "The Federalist Papers". This shit was telegraphed centuries ago. Dead ass people wanting a Presidential Republic.
Fucking infuriating that the SCOTUS can openly and blatantly make shit up that serves the purposes of the GOP and that there is no recourse. US voters now have to also consider that whoever they put in office as president has the power to do whatever they want with impunity.
I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks
And only five of them were his!
I've been assured he was 12 stories high and made of radiation
Nukes are mined from Washington's grave, and the only reason Russia and other nations also have them is because he once wandered a bit too far into Siberia and froze his toes off on a trip that was just meant to explore the northwestern reaches of the new continent. He leaped to the Diomede islands and his toes dipped into the water, he walked into Russia with wet shoes.
He'll save the children but not the Palestinian children?
I had the Mental Image of George calmly setting aside his false teeth before suplexing Trump so hard that you could measure it on the Richter scale.
Indeed he would.
Washington was surrounded by Trump-like figures during his Presidency and profited handsomely from their patronage. His administration only put you in the ground if you were a Pennsylvania wheat farmer trying to dodge a huge new tax on your most efficient method of commodity preservation.