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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 96 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Corpse size has a lot to do with it. I wouldn't swim in even a large pool with a dead human in it (knowingly), but one dead fish or rodent or dozens of dead tadpoles or bugs? Not an issue.

Heck, most household swimming pools have dozens of dead bodies in them, but they're 99% insects.

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The whole premise of this meme is a bit silly. If there was a corpse floating near the beach, I think most people might wait for the corpse to be removed, and perhaps even a reasonable cause of death to be determined, before entering the local area. The same is true for pools.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago

"Smithens, the corpse is growing near me again. Use the pool-skimmer to push it into the deep end"

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ah, so corpse count AND proximity are both factors? Along with knowledge of the presence of said corpse?

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And corpse size and species. The variables are piling up... This is gonna be a difficult study

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This can be simplified to the individual's understanding of how quickly they could be touching a corpse.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Corpse size still plays a role. You wouldn't want to touch a dead tadpole, but you may not even notice.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ah no, a dead fish indicates that the water isn't healthy. You should shy away from it.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, fish always make sure to leave the water before they die.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Fish tend to die by being eaten, a dead fish that nothing has eaten yet is a concern.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Like too much chlorine?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Now what if it's a severed human head?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or a couple of severed toes or fingers?

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What about a clipped fingernail? There's some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it's family?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fingernails aren't flesh; there's no such thing as a dead fingernail because there's no such thing as a live fingernail. It's like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago

Let's say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Similar to corpses, it's not the %, it's the accessibility: "How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?"

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We're not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if the head was laminated after it was severed?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I don't know, I'm just the ideas guy.

[–] richard3030@lemmy.one 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

That's not "laminating".

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dead babies don't care how many bodies there are.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago