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Anon struggles with financial difficulties (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the origin story of a serial killer.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

https://easypeasymethod.org

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Only if we harvest everyones' metadata and start trying to sell them personalized ads and maybe whoopsiedaisey forget to keep the data secure and get everyones' data exposed.

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.

Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.