Please commit to your words and actions. Commit to the fucking turn you were going to make right in front of me, before stamping on the brakes at the last second. Commit to a fight after challenging me on not risking my life around your shitty driving.

Do I "want to fucking go"? You have no idea how much I want to fucking go. I have to cycle around idiots like you all day, if you step out of your armoured wankmobile i am going to sink my teeth into your flesh and not let go. I will bite your flabby fucking tits off. I will beat you with my fists and helmet and entire fucking bike until a kind samaritan pulls over to drag me away from your limp body.

Anyway, if I ever mysteriously stop posting you should be able to dox me by googling "cyclist eats driver UK".

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[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've had other drivers try to fight me before. Shit happens all the time here. My area isn't as dangerous as a lot of the crackers nearby will tell ya, but its not exactly safe either, so I stay strapped.

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh thank god. I thought you were a dumbass like me who would totally be baited to ‘fucking go’ with these hogs without a single gun on me.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

These fuckers will absolutely challenge you to a fight, let you swing or look like you're gonna, and then pull a firearm.