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[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Stick, easiest choice of my life

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Rock, easiest choice of my life

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I'll have to stick with my original choice chief

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Look at that rock tho. One in a billion rock, right there.

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 4 points 6 months ago

It def is a pretty fuckin' nice rock, gotta say

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 6 months ago

Hmm... You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

Stick every time

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and wither away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Plus it beats scissors.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 24 points 6 months ago

Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.

[–] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Rock; stick can be carved easily.

[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

...with the rock.

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it's gone.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd be so scared I'd break the stick.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…

[–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But the dogs don't need a perfect stick, they're content with the stick they're given.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

They don't need it but they're worth it.

[–] nttea@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?

[–] ConfusedPossum@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] realitista@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is why I wear cargo shorts

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Finally My time

[–] Tequila@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Easy, the stick. The rock isn't as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Stick seems much more useful

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*

[–] cordlesslamp 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Big talk for someone in throwing distance.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

You're acting as if my stick doesn't work as a throwing spear

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock...

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven't turned it all into sand yet.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Rock, what use would have a stick?

[–] Bienenvolk@feddit.de 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stick, what use would have a rock?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bienenvolk@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Kroxx@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

The stick, it has hand guards!

[–] Vrases@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Stick sword definitely

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Holy stick!!

[–] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)

[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

[–] wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu's head.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Obviously the rock.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

The rock. I already have a sword.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Are we going to have a duel?