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[–] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 151 points 6 months ago (14 children)

I was involved in discussions 20-some years ago when we were first exploring the idea of autonomous and semiautonomous weapons systems. The question that really brought it home to me was “When an autonomous weapon targets a school and kills 50 kids, who gets charged with the war crime? The soldier who sent the weapon in, the commander who was responsible for the op, the company who wrote the software, or the programmer who actually coded it up?” That really felt like a grounding question.

As we now know, the actual answer is “Nobody.”

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 56 points 6 months ago (4 children)

actually, it depends on who you ask. some will say it's the kids fault for being so shootable. some will blame it on trans kids or gay people or immigrants. some will blame the libs, some on capitalism, the devil, nonbelivers and others even the president. someone may end up being charged with a war crime, but it's gonna be entirely random.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Anybody but the weapons manufacturers and investors. I think I heard a popular show say recently "Everything is a product.....The end of the fucking world is a product." The only responsibility any of these people feel is toward their stock prices.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 6 points 6 months ago

Wow I just finished that episode of fallout, great show so far

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

It's all based on geography.

If the school is located in a mineral rich area or underground oil field, then that wasn't a school, it was a military base and those weren't students they were terrorists.

If the school is located in aa area that lacks any natural wealth, then the robots have become autonomous and acted without control by anyone. It was an accident.

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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

We don't even charge people when they blow up schools and hospitals with drone strikes now. Why would this be any different?

[–] Sidyctism@feddit.de 15 points 6 months ago

To be fair, the answer to the question "when somebody kills a schoolbus of kids, who gets charged with a warcrime?" was always "nobody"

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As we now know, the actual answer is ~~“Nobody.”~~ the 50 kids who gets designated as "terrorists" afterwards.

FTFY - it's the American way.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No they were terrorists the whole time /s

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[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That's also a legal issue with autonomous cars.

Autonomous cars can also get into basically the trolley problem. If an accident is unavoidable, but the car can swerve and kill its own passenger to avoid killing more people in a larger wreck, should it? And would that end up as more liability for whoever takes the blame?

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The owner or lesse of the car is responsible. Think of the car as a dog that bit a child.

[–] cybersin@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Are we talking truly autonomous vehicles with no driver, or today's "self-driving-but-keep-your-hands-on-the-wheel" type cars?

In the case of the former, it should be absolutely the fault of the manufacturer.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

When an autonomous weapon targets a school and kills 50 kids, who gets charged with the war crime?

When a human in a plane drops a bomb on a school full of kids, we don't charge anyone with a war crime. Why would we start charging people with war crimes when we make the plane pilotless?

The autonomy of these killer toys is always overstated. As front-line trigger pullers, they're great. But they still need an enormous support staff and deployment team and IT support. If you want to blame someone for releasing a killer robot into a crowd of civilians, its not like you have a shortage of people to indict. No different than trying to figure out who takes the blame for throwing a grenade into a movie theater. Everyone from the mission commander down to the guy who drops a Kill marker on the digital map has the potential for indictment.

But nobody is going to be indicted in a mission where the goal was to blow up a school full of children, because why would you do that? The whole point was to murder those kids.

Israelis already have an AI-powered target-to-kill system, after all.

But in 2021, the Jerusalem Post reported an intelligence official saying Israel had just won its first “AI war” – an earlier conflict with Hamas – using a number of machine learning systems to sift through data and produce targets. In the same year a book called The Human–Machine Team, which outlined a vision of AI-powered warfare, was published under a pseudonym by an author recently revealed to be the head of a key Israeli clandestine intelligence unit.

Last year, another +972 report said Israel also uses an AI system called Habsora to identify potential militant buildings and facilities to bomb. According the report, Habsora generates targets “almost automatically”, and one former intelligence officer described it as “a mass assassination factory”.

The recent +972 report also claims a third system, called Where’s Daddy?, monitors targets identified by Lavender and alerts the military when they return home, often to their family.

Literally the entire point of this system is to kill whole families.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

To be fair they are specifically testing AI Aimed and not fired. Firing is still up to and operator

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For now. The goal would obviously be to have a fully autonomous machine.

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[–] FuCensorship 6 points 6 months ago

Collateral damage.

[–] snek@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Yep. That's exactly like every AI system employed by the IDF.

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Guns don't kill people. Autonomous robot dogs do.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Do autonomous robot kill dogs fall under the second amendement?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Worrying about who’s gonna get charged with a war crime, during a war, is the opposite of grounded. During a war the only question is “How do we stop the robots from killing the school full of children?”

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wow! They're finally building the torment nexus from the book 'Don't Build The Torment Nexus'.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I'm SO excited! The torment nexus sounds fucking awesome! I can't wait!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They know Robocop isn't a training manual, right?

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

yeah like 1984 isn't supposed to be stroke fiction.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Wait what??

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This definitely can't go badly.

Can it?

No.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Well, yes it can go bad. I think they forgot the self-replication mechanisms.

What? Humans as a species suck. all hail the AI overlords.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 6 months ago

Terminator theme intensifies

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this an episode of black mirror?

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 6 months ago

Yup, it sure is. S4E5 Metalhead

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Oh shit I forgot to turn off the kill all mode! Hey Betsy, do you know where Bobby the gun dog is? Just tell them not to move, I'm on my way. Oh they moved? Ok I'm on my way, no need to tell them but we need to tell their families at some point after this fiscal year probably. Yeah we'll see. Ok hold on, just need my approach suit of armor....

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Get the Super Soakers ready, and fill them with saltwater!

Electronics really don't like saltwater...

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you'll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think bullets would work fine

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Like an artillery shell?

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

To combat criticism, the White House has announced a new line of products, the TERRIfiERS, which are live, deaf terriers carrying AI-aimed rifles. President Ivanushka has delightfully boasted about its friendliness and reduced reliance on intricate moving parts, deceasing manufacturing water emissions by 41.8%.

The TERRIfiERS will be released to civilian use for Big Hunting on April 18. It is expected that this move will increase competition among magazine manufacturers.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Whoa there, be careful! This guy sounds like he’s from the real Onion

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think the economics of sending in conscripts is always going to outweigh the benefit of sending in tech dog super soldiers.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] gehrluke@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago

I thought about the exact same thing. Really scary!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Totally unrelated video about normal robot dogs without guns on them

https://youtube.com/shorts/HZ69XsHyXzQ

[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago

Oh cool a free gun delivery service

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