this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

U KILLED THE PREGNANT DONUT AND NOW HAVE THE AUDACITY TO EAT ITS BABIES??? You monsterrr... :'(

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Damn it now I'm craving a red bean bun.

[–] BirdEnjoyer@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

my thoughts exactly

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 6 months ago

The original bean donut.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Think I'm going to be sick

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

...of not having enough of them!

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Krispy Bean Donuts

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know they had Krispy Kreme in England.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 6 months ago

They do have baked beans in America, you know.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I prefer a nice chowdered donut myself.

[–] MacNCheezus 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We already had that last week.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

And people wonder why I will never go to Boston. Actually that's a lie; nobody ever wonders that as I'm from Chicago; we have standards. Like never going east standards.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Every day we stray further from God.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 6 months ago
[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don’t put durian in that thing though.

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 6 months ago
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[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 4 points 6 months ago

Only liked so it would be hidden from my feed in the future. We are now enemies because of this picture.

[–] BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 3 points 6 months ago

Usuń to na Boga

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 6 months ago

Put some jeans on it and you're gtg

[–] drthrowawayphd@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This legit made me feel nauseous for a second.

I like donuts, I like bake beans.

But something about this specific combination, depicted in this way, caused a visceral surge of disgust like I'd just bitten into it.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I dunno, if they used maple deep-browned beans and we knew they were in there before hand that could be really good, I think. Surprise plain beans might make me immediately eject the contents of my stomach, on contact, just to make sure that nothing could make it down there.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I'd try it.

[–] mingistech@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

🎵Sweet Beans (Are Made of This)

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

The moment we’ve al bean waiting for!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Boston Baked Bean Boston Creme Pie