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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago

This is the kind of drama I want from Twitter. Nothing to do with presidents.

[–] gsfraley@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Tsoukalos fired back with a lame schoolyard threat that probably didn’t help his cause, writing: “Tell me that to my face and let’s see what happens.”

I can't think of the last time anyone actually said "say that to my face" without a hint of irony.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Say that to my face and see what happens

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I'M WITH YOUUUuuuuuu

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I could argue that Tsoukalos knows nothing about aliens. He's probably never even seen one.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if he's one? How about that, ey?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It certainly would explain the hair.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Thank you for this gift.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 19 points 4 months ago

Let's not make fun of the mentally handicapped. Wait... sorry that's a slight against the mentally handicapped, forgive me.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’d love to read the full exchange but that site is a ficking disaster

*misspelling noticed and passed inspection, “ficking” just sounds adorable

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: The word 'flick' was banned from mainstream comics for many years. Comic lettering being in all-caps, it's easy for a printing error (or just poor kerning) to make the L and the I run together and make a U.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Oh what a sad fate for flick!

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

FLICK YOU MAN

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

kinda like Dr Reed saying "frick"

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
    \o/  
UFOLOGISTS
[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

fite me irl