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[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Good thing you shaded out his name. There’s no way to know what this guy’s name is.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago

But it's not in all caps, so it doesn't count.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one is going to get that far into the text before giving up

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Some people like a challenge.

I mean, not me, but some people.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I've been gifted with a power called "skimming"

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wow. This one guy I enough to fill this community with lunacy for years.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone buy this man a period, please.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Bottom surgery hasn't gotten that far yet, sorry.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Straight from the mouth of the Raving Derelict in The Simpsons.

[–] iluminae@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Some of these sovcits are trying to solve an imaginary puzzle, this guy is something else.

Seriously though, these appear to be the thoughts of a mentally unwell person - if you actually have contact with this person OP - make sure someone is in charge of his meds.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This fucker could give Marxist theorists a run for their per-word money.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Not even ChatGPT can produce verbal diarrhea as quickly.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I can't even parse this

[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is why full stops and other punctuation marks were invented, people. It’s all that separates us from this sort of word vomit.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I gave up trying to parse this after about three lines.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

you know you're gonna win the court case when you start telling the judge about your nostrils

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remove the 'sovcit' and that's a perfectly cromulent title for a poem.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

It is an embiggening experience

[–] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or a punk rock album with songs like "Oxford coma" (not misspelled), and "They're their there"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I told 'em! I told 'em! Millenium hand and shrimp! Buggrit! Bugger'm!

[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

You need to think again

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I have no idea what this is even trying to prove

What the fuck, like someone actually explain