this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please don't make fun of my prescription shoes

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you unscrew his legs and twist it back improperly? The shoes are the least worrying....

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I must say again that even though I look like the esteemed Dr. Frankenstein I am not that talented, clever gentlemen.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

mf about to get into his '55 cadillac and drive down to the psychobilly show where he slaps his standup bass shaped like a coffin

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

he slaps his standup bass shaped like a coffin

Best

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

“Hi Ma! Whaddau think?”
“You look like a psychobilly!”

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When you know how to draw proportions and do photorealistic rendering, but the pose is shit

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Eh.... more realistic than A.I...

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Where can I get creepers like that?

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got sole. And I’m super-bad.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

the Robert DeNiro's 2024 remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller suffered from orthopedic shoe cost overruns and limited demand for advanced ticket sales.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

2040 runescape graphical update

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

You can make those shoes work, but why are the pants on backwards?

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

You think you need 3" but you are just an asshole

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Robert DeNiro experiments with Industrial Goth boots

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Big boi time

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP

I'm Robert De-neigh-ro.

get it?