this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Your banana

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd never kiss a banana wtf

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

I'm crushed :C

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Now go bowling

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

"yes, officer, right here. The one without the banana."

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 14 points 4 months ago

!foodcrimes@midwest.social

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

And my thought of the day that probably shouldn't be shared is: someone should beat that person within an inch of their life with an orphan.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thats one way to make sure nobody else does

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I swear I can tell who grew up with a lot of siblings by how they eat.

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Lock this monster up

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 9 points 4 months ago

You monster!

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I’ll see your picture of a half eaten sandwich and raise you an emoji of a pair of socks: 🧦

[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I used to work with kids. Every now and then I'd eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.

[–] gearheart@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Officer.... Lock him up and throwaway the key.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imma kill a few more and say you prolly understood their point about the sammich, so it's aight.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 3 months ago

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[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

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