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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

SOLID BUSINESS PLAN - NO VIBES-BASED DECISIONS

Wait they got this all wrong

SOLID BUSINESS PLAN? - NO, VIBES-BASED DECISIONS!

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Still do not understand what this thing was meant to do.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

The pitch: "AI"

Investors: standing ovations

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was meant to be a device

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah. I had presumed it to be a widget.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

They were shooting for a doohickey, but they ended up making a thingamajig

[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

launches DOA product

"One billion dollars please"

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

so the value proposition was being able to pin your phone to your chest?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

and have its camera watch and listen, yes