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Art should be a conversation starter (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 72 points 5 months ago (3 children)

And here I thought I was so damn clever

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Haha, amazing

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every day I’m saddened by just how unoriginal I am

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Don't feel too bad, humans are gonna human. In your locality, you are likely a very interesting cat.

[–] gears@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What kind of bidet do you have and do you like it?

[–] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

I have the tushy 3.0. And yes I adore it. I don't know how lived without one for so long.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Also, here's a blank.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How'd I do?

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Fuck this was funny

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How did you manage to photoshop that so well

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

If we're talking about the top image, I'm just too lazy to try and "bend" the insert to fit. If it's the blank, I've got an "object eraser" that does a decent job.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago

Frosting is worth the squeeze.

I love the smell of a fresh loaf.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.

Bon appétit!

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 months ago

Life is short (if you) lick the bowl.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Eat Pray Shit

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you do it right after you pee, the bowl will be sterile

/s

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Should I drink a little of the pee to make sure? Scientifically......

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Well great now I need to get a sign.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Live, laugh, Intrusive thoughts.

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Grew up hearing that dog slobber was cleaner than a toilet. But really when you come to think if it, that doesn't exactly instill a lot of confidence. A toilet can be incredibly dirty and nasty, so all dog slobber has to do is be just slightly less disgusting and the old saying is true. Having said that, if you want a truly clean toilet bowl, the only tried and true method is to lick it clean. Tidy Bowl has nothing on saliva and a bit of "elbow grease", if your tongue were an elbow.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This guy doesn't need any more encouragement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQMjz-Xx168

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

🤢 🤮

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Look, ACAB and all, but I would have to citizen's arrest anybody doing this.

[–] Feyr@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What, licking it, or putting the sign there?

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Well definitely the former. Maybe also the latter, because that seems like aiding and abetting.