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Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles (www.theonion.com)

submitted 6 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 65 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's kept totally secure and absolutely nobody can view the images except for Elon.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

And the select group of billionaires he decides to share them with.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 months ago

If you wanted to see under the kilt, you only needed to ask…or not even, sometimes.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

That would be a very popular feature with Tesla owners. Just scrap the internal camera and bingo bongo

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

This is only a temporary stopgap until Musk figures out a way to ship a miniature clone of himself with every Tesla who will live under your driver's seat.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Just about ahead of the curve I see (only just)

[–] karpintero@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Ludicrous mode 2

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is old news.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago

At press time, the feature was reportedly discontinued after the company discovered not a single Tesla owner was a woman.

Damn, the Onion is too good. I was going to make that joke when I saw the headline lol