Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"
God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.
You really made me feel like I was there, laughing at you like the rest
Forks at the ready 
Damn, I want a fish pie now
But what happens when you are served a seafood dessert made with fruit and fish?
The Masterson's will have a bit of a tizzy when it comes to hosting next months neighborhood afternoon soiree. I'm sure the Jefferson's will have a chuckle at the end of the meal.
Fine dining is so weird.
fine dining can go fork off
When appearances and etiquette become more important than the food ..... I'd rather have a box of KD and watch some Netflix in my underwear.
With what kind of fork tho
Fork? .... I'd use the same spoon I used to make the food and eat it straight from the pot to save myself from doing more dishes than I have to.
Could be worse… could be like the old Japanese fine dining, where you’re just supposed to stare at the food and pretend to eat it.
There's an actual fork for spaghetti!?!
Why have I never seen one before? WTF is this conspiracy?
I've been to many italian establishments and have never seen them. probably just a gimmick nobody knows about
It would be so uncomfortable to use 😬
it looks like it needs to go to a fork hospital
just use a fork and a spoon for spaghetti like a normal person
I still think it's weird using a spoon for spaghetti.
I've seen it done. I get why people do it. I still think it's weird.
Whatever. Be weird. So your thing. As long as it gets the food from the plate to your face, who am I to say it's wrong?
I call BS. Every other fork (even the crab "pick") I can believe it have seen. I do not believe in this.
The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:
The knork was invented by Abraham Lincoln and Gandhi.
Why would you eat a table?
Of all the fork shapes, the table fork seems the least useful for its named purpose.
All forks are table forks if you put them on the forking table.
Hows a crab meant to hold that?
With both claws.
Yeah if it's a little one maybe, but if a crab can one-claw a knife then it can one-claw a fork. He's not a little crablet anymore, Charlene.
Nice
Most of those are threeks and twoks. Only a few forks.
This joke goes hard
Where are garden fork and tuning fork?
Better get out your pitchfork
Table fork and salad fork are the same. Change my mind.
Well yeah, where else would you eat salad? The floor? Everyone knows that's where burgers are served.
Salad fork is usually slightly smaller, but that's about it.
I need that spaghetti fork.
Italians
South east asians
Germans
I love sticky rice tho. Just saying.
Those Asians, they had some ideas, let me tell you.
The Broadfork : https://www.easydigging.com/broadforks/articles/invention-broadfork-history.html
And remember if you see a fork in the road, take it.
I love that all of the responses in here are just forking jokes.
What if I'm having fish salad for dessert?
That is such an underrated movie.
Whenever I'm trying to get people to do something and they are ambivalent I always use the line "I thought I was teamed up with superheroes but I'm stuck here with Lazy Boy and the Recliner!" No one gets it.
Are the extra-thick tines on the fish and pie forks for cutting?
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