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This place is just cruel (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of all those places supporting child cancer. You never see any signs saying they are against child cancer.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] MacNCheezus 11 points 5 months ago

Why do we let celebrities get away with this

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Do I have to choose, or can I injure them both?

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just the one, but you can always come back tomorrow.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Decisions, decisions...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 5 months ago

I choose the elderly child!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 5 months ago

Do they offer season passes?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Don't be greedy mate. Leave some for the other visitors to injure.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You have to drift the trolley across both sets of tracks if you want to pull that off

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"So I would dangle a sharp blade out the window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we smoosh our five main guys."

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

XOR. Don't be a dick bro.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Go green, kill a child!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Eh, more of a Tory thing.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 5 months ago

Eh, some fringe of ecologists too.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I know where I’m going the next time I need to blow off some steam. Thanks for the tip!

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I think the younglings and elderly are there for the upset cyclists to take out their frustrations at not being able to ride their bikes, not for just anyone to come by and abuse...

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't keep us in suspense... Billy or old-man Rogers?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

Swing Billy at Rogers and get a twofer-one.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

How many points do I get for each?

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

"Might" makes right.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Really bad graphic design overall. They might as well have used WordArt.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Or at least Comic Sans.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

I don't think that's been near a designer. Someone's made that in a hurry, in MS Word.