this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 66 points 5 months ago
[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.

[–] MacNCheezus 36 points 5 months ago

Actually, it’s a piss pot

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Fertilizer.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you're going to burn the shit out of their plants

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

This guy pisses in plants

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 months ago

While you are joking, that would actually work.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I genuinely don't think I could talk on the phone while I piss

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You'd be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the early 2000s my mother's bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

I see dudes come in and start pissing in the urinal while thinking their phone in the other hand.

Also very regularly hear dudes in the toilet stalls answering phone calls while taking a shit. It's fucking gross.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?

[–] portifornia@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] Veraxus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now the flowers will growwwww