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What the hell is "cumtown" (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ashinadash@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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Are you seriously tryin to tell me they made an entire town, just for cum...?

All I see is "guy from cumtown" this, "literally a cumtown bit" that!

TOWN CUM? Sorry some of us stopped browsing reddit-logo ages ago!

No I will not search for it, might as well put penisland . com into my address bar while I'm at it. My CIA agent wondering what I'm going to "cumtown" for. Is this another one of those "podcasts" you talk so much about??

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

ejaculate village

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Semen Hamlet

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

مدينة المني

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Spooge Municipality

[-] Pat_Riot 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nut City?

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder how many people in the CIA were exposed to Cumtown. This will be our Havana Syndrome.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe our brave CIA agents got Havana Syndrome because they had to listen to Cumtown ?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Agent Rook Stonehammer writhing in a hospital bed while stav cackling plays endlessly in his head

"The fat one always laughs!" he shrieks at the nurses as they wrestle him under control. Tears of frustration leak from his eyes as he whimpers something about a gay Iranian doctor. The tranquilizers take effect and he goes limp.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

peltier-laugh I love hexbear

[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

real talk, when depressed or having a bad panic attack, the YT channel that just plays CT episodes is a godsend to me.

[-] dead@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

there's a channel called 69.9 FM: The Bust which plays a 24/7 stream of random cumtown segments stitched together.

[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's the one I was talking about. God bless The Bust.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It was a podcast, some/all of the hosts were/are friendly with the chapo gang.

It was not to my taste.

Here's an old post discussing a similar question.

PS, lovely to see you around again, I was starting to wonder about you 🤗

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

FINALLY someone notices that this post is both a bit and not a bit. Can always count on the itsb ✨ Kills me that it's fr a podcast, hexbear is a podcast fansite.

PS ty, I was just having a lil mental meltdown is all niko-speen happy to be back, I miss this dumb place.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

We missed you ❤️

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

No fuck off w/these lies cat-trans

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

All you should know is that they like to say removed shit....

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Like the drug dealer?

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Climax Conurbation

[-] RION@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

uh uh it's uh your mom's place when i'm there

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

My mom is a liberal, is this praxis?

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

venereal village

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

it is both a red and green flag at the same time

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

It was an offshoot of pod save america. Its run by nicole mullen and friends. Its mostly a day to day rundown of how hillary clinton is doing.

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