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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

you could have got yourself an "I am a paedophile" shirt printed and used the remaining $99,950 on literally anything else

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m telling my children that Teslas are cars made specially by the government for the public to know who’s a pedophile. A sex offender registry in public

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Btw, I did calculations and apparently the CyberTRUCK has less storage space in its bed than this thing

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

I want Elon to send a cybertruck to a warzone and see it fares as a technical against a truck from the 80s

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It'll only work well for suicide bombing

edit: thinking about it, if you were an American soldier in a military barrack and you saw a Tesla Cybertruck coming in you'd think it's one of those geek Raytheon engineers or something to make sure that the child-bomber-9 bombs children well.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Party in front - business in back.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

So, this is someone who was on 4chan like 15 years ago, and that was the high point of their cultural and artistic life, and this is the result.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

It is a candy company called "kanpai foods" that sells freeze dried food. Apparently if you tage their truck on insta they will send you actual free candy.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

geordi-no Free candy cybertruck

geordi-yes 80s Toyota trucks with the guns in the back

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

There should be Cybericecreamtruck.

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Elon Musk's ingenious Cybertruck DISRUPTS the the ChoMo vehicle space and breaks the monopoly held by windowless vans.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Elon soon?... He's on stage and there's a vehicle next to him hidden in a huge box.

"I am excited to share another disruptive vehicle... The Cybervan." It's big reveal time. The box suddenly and quickly starts to float upward and away. "You probably wonder why it has no windows..."

this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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