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No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny. Will Hexbear ever learn what good satire is? This place is so unfunny it actually makes me mad.

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[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

"Cornfedlolcows" How are you going to name your self something like that and pretend you have even the slightest grasp of comedy?

bridget-pride-stay-mad

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

“the height of humour is bullying and harassing neurodivergent and/or trans people online for laughs, now listen up while I tell you why hexbear isn’t funny”

[-] jack@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Jack that's a kidney stone not a beanis

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[-] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago
[-] jack@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

That was a typo, I'm sorry. I meant to say:

I piss out my beanis

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[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago
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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

This is good satire

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

The point of the badposting comm was to contain all that over there. Just block that comm.

[-] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Got any good knock knock jokes?

[-] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago
[-] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago
[-] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

They got banned before they could finish the joke, damn, that’s rough

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

The killing jokedeserve-1

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

This is literally just like Nine Team Atey Fore

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The best punchline data-laughing

purge-1 -> purge-2

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Wait is this a comedy website

[-] D61@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago
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[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

Can you share your version of humor then?

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

heh you said piss and beanis

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Look if you don't find the concept of Juan Guaido disguising himself as John G. Doug in order to declare himself interrim president of united states funny, then I don't know what to tell you. Cum.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 week ago

ok frajerze, nie zesraj się :anya-heh:

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

We're making this a tagline right?

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Peeper poopoo

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny

This mfer forgot about cum

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

now days everybody wants to talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish motherfuckers act like they forgot about cum.

debatebro-l

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

piss beanis shidding and farding out my doodoo ass LMFAO

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Your mom thinks I'm funny

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

lol. lmao even.

[-] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To me the best satire is no exit. People are all like “uhh, what about critique of dialectical reason” and that’s fine I guess.

E: the thing I’m trying to say is that satire is best when he’s just making shit up for fun, not trying to be serious.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Okay which one of you made this account? Good bit!!!

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

laughing is bougie decedance

the proletariat scowls

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