Alright this one was pretty crappy.
Can't they afford the real stuff?
I ran out of shampoo the other day and I walked up to my SO and said "I need some of the fake poop." pause for the punch line ramp up while staring at their confused face "Well, I'm not using any real poop. I need shampoo."
If the groan and eye roll can power our place we wouldn't need to pay any bills this summer.
You can get one or two washes in a pinch if you put some water in the empty bottle and swirl it around.
Oh fuck me, this one hurt my soul.
groan
I prefer to not wash my hair with real poo.
I don't know why people buy shampoo when real poo is free.
Wait until you find out about shamrock.
Real poo for my sham friends.
I just make my own.
In this economy!?
However you look at it, it's shit either way. This joke stinks!
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