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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 164 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

replies in a train

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That's the other puddle

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago
[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Godamnit you did it.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 points 5 months ago

You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Nah, you read it right.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was there, when ocelot stole the rail system from Rex.

Can't have shit in Shadow moses

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll assume that I'm just missing a reference or three because the alternative is that I'm having a stroke.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

WHAT A PRETTY MEME!

[–] leggettc18@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

THE MISSION IS A FAILURE, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Your mom is handing them out for free.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 5 months ago

No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

Can't have shit in ~~Detroit~~ America?

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

"How can three grown women not find a hookup between them?"

"They're - the economy is in shambles"

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 5 months ago

Clearly Katie has never heard of OnlyFans…

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I should try that train to Krakow this summer...

[–] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

So stale and reposted it’s on KYM lol

…but I still chuckled i won’t lie