this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You aren't taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

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[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait. So if this i patented but has no specification about hanging it the other way, would that mean that one could patent toilet paper again, but hanging the other way?

[–] Papergeist@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe so. They will only award a new patent if yours is meaningfully different from previous technologies. I would suspect they would deem the other direction "not a meaningful difference."

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I like how it just looks like a log being shaved into extremely thin sheets.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

The original toilet paper was pretty much that, from what I understand.

IDK for sure, not like I'm some toilet paper historian.

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[–] IHateReddit@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They didn't own a cat and it shows.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago

I've had cats my whole life and have never had one mess with my properly placed toilet paper.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have four in the house and none of them screw with our tp.

You just have a cat that's more of an asshole than usual.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Ass wiping tech has come a long way. Thankfully.

[–] Whatevster 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

[–] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sears catalog and corn cobs. No lie.

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[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This post sent me down a rabbit hole.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene

The funniest one is the Japanese “chuugi”, translated to “shit stick”.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As absolutely batshit crazy the world is right now, it's important to reflect on what we do have. And thankfully it's advanced beyond shit sticks.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mount mine vertically so nyah

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Funny. That's how your mom mounts me! Heyoooh!

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[–] clot27@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 months ago

I use both toilet paper and water

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[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Beard not Mullet!

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

They believed in a lot of stupid shit back then.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago

This could have saved relationships.

[–] rainerloeten@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Why is this in c/Lemmy Shitposting?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

TP, shitposting.... You don't see the connection?

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The most dangerous phrase is "we've always done it this way".

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