That it won’t matter. At most, debates only move polls by a couple of percentage points. This one is so early and the US has become so polarized that it won’t move the needle at all.
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Biden walks off stage at least once due to dementia
If Biden takes a few bizarre steps to the left or right - libs are going to explain in minute detail that it's not actually wandering off and here's why...
in an attempt to hide biden wandering around the stage, the camera abruptly cuts to trump making weird faces in reaction to biden wandering around.
It's going to be the Simpsons debate, but not between the lines like usual. It's just actually going to be two people saying "my opponent wishes to cut taxes, whereas I wish to cut taxes"
skibidi biden
Go to the skibudi polls jack
my predictions: i will be high and it will be a fun watch
that's what I think is going to happen
Is there a bingo for this yet? Maybe one about what questions get asked?
[] Question about who's going to make more Chinese people suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Yemeni people suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Palestinians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Venezuelans suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Iranians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Cubans suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Haitians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Koreans suffer [] Will there be a total absence of a question about US healthcare? [] Will there be a total absence of a question about criminal justice? [] Will there be a total absence of a question about COVID? (this could be interesting, might actually be pretty likely to happen)
I expect a total 
show. We'll probably get a few funny moments, and if we're lucky we might even get new emoji material.
Anything about Israel will involve both of them saying Hamas started it on October 7th.
I predict I won't be watching
Geriatric push-up contest with at least two casualties
commenting 
on every post here
amphetamine
My prediction is that it will inevitably become a humourous YouTube best-of compilation
theres a debate?
I do not care
Is there going to be a hextube stream?
At least one of them will shit their pants.
This will be the most substantial outcome of the debate.
Trump doesn't follow the rules. Biden drools
Someone will shit their pants
Biden has a stroke on stage, the crowd can't contain their giggles, and then America wakes up and goes "what the fuck are we doing here, man?"
It will be cringe. I hope they both do the funniest and best thing for everyone - die live on stage.
it isn't funny and they both sound incomprehensible but in the most boring way
It's going to be a lot more boring than following the Bolivian failure of a coup live.
Where will it be streaming?