No, Dialectical Materialism is when the quantity and contradictions of a dialect become so much, it turns into a seperate language, by quality, or vice versa...

You are super unwoke today, oof... smh...

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just Zizek's back story? zizek-preference

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

What do you mean? Zizek doesn't have an accent

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Karl Marx was an Italian man with an organ grinder with a monkey named Giuseppe who said things like "Giuseppe dance-a for a da banana" and "Giuseppe why-a you no dance" and "Please-a no deporta me, they no let-a me keep-a Giuseppe." Then the security at Six Flags escorts him out of the park.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

True socialism has never been attempted (Giuseppe never danced)

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

its-a me... marxio

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i-think-that

If elected president/prime minister, I will have the English speak in Irish English and Scots....

French people will speak Occitan

Italians will speak Sicilian (Yes, I know, the two aren't dialects, but fuck em, if they insist its a dialect, then its a dialect they will speak)

Americans will speak Miami, Chicano, California and Texano English, depending on which latitude

My presidential theme song is "the News Frae Moidart"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's only socialism if it comes from the Socialisme region of France

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Otherwise, it's plain dirigisme...

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Undialectal? Fuck you pal, I know so many dialects

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Oh, ye speak Anglo? Name every dialect there is? stalin-gun-2

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

leftist mechanic who doesn't read theory and assumes Marx was really worried about electrical connections corroding so he's always talking about dielectric grease

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Hinga Dinga Durgin I lika the beanis. Meterial Condishons.

Y’all sleepin on this communism stuff.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Material condiments

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

omori-furious Dialects and accents are not the same

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Accent is when can't pronounce "purple burglar alarm"

Dialect is when English goes - "Divvint Hoy Me Ganzy in the Clarts"... and you understand merely by context

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Finally someone points it out. I did this specifically to antagonise linguists

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

peppino-shotgun

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

The honest answer is that socialism is when funny accent, communism is when funny dialect

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Fluent in Hegelian