I shared this with a friend group and someone responded with "Bloodbourne PC port?" We share each other's pain.
They will absolutely crush the west if they can release both at the same time. Juche gamers rise up
Please Kim, push the Juche gamer button, please.
DPRK announces a lineup of Switch games that makes the last direct look like crap. New F Zero. Good Star Fox. Metroid Dread 2, good Animal Crossing and then the grand reveal, a good Pokémon game. They don't respect IPs and they'll only be available there.
If they made a good Kirby, I might need to defect
What if they just unveiled Kirby. Like Kirby showed up from Pop Star and is here to support the struggle of the Korean People? Thatd be sick
Turns out Good Kirby was just Kirby with the Juche copy ability all along
He had to absorb Eternal President Kim Il-Sung's body like a defeated mini boss, but the sacrifice was worth it.
uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire
Oh yeah, if communism is so great...how come there's not a communism 2? 
North Korea: and COMMUNISM 2 
Neoliberals when neocommunism
They made contact with alien communists 
The aliens saw the plight of the DPRK and the wisdom of Juche, and decided to only accept them into the galactic community
Cuba like 
Understandable 
I wish, but I wouldn't blame them for not announcing that if it did happen.
Why not? That would be awesome, we should all know.
If you were the alien communists, would you trust the ghouls of the U.S. empire with the knowledge? I wouldn't blame them if they waited to announce themselves to anyone on this planet for that reason alone.
I think the US Empire would not be able to withstand the force of the interplanetary proletariat.
Which is why you strike first, then make your introduction to the rest of the population.
If that's the strategy then it's understandable.
Remember when that whack Seth Rogan DPRK movie got allegedly hacked and leaked? What if that, but for something good?
Lmao i remember everyone was up in arms about it and was scared DPRK would "retaliate" somehow.
starts WW3 and nukes the whitehouse because American treats are of such appalingly low quality
North Korea says it will soon be making an important announcement: Yoon Suk Yeol's a bitch ass motherfucker.
Somehow, Lenin returned.
Imagine the hog
Only the head is reanimated.
Communist Game Direct would be cool.
Nintendo Direct voice
Ever wondered where the value of coins comes from? Mario sure does, in Superexploitation Mario, learn the capitalist money circuit as you manage the Toad Kingdom economy ... with a strategy RPG twist.
Launches on Proletendo Shift this Labour Day.
Adapted on "Das Kapital"...
Deltarune Chapter 3&4?
but it's 
HL3.
Imagine there are dprk soldiers in Gaza.
They've recovered the development assets for Bouncer, including a full cab, and will be dumping the ROMs for MAME
Dprk - sashatown alliance
war were declared
Tabletop, DnD, board games, and minecraft. Also Animal Crossing.
3rd International Volunteer Brigade (Hexbear gaming discord)
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