If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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But he will still knock everything off the presidential desk,tho.
Man... This... This is a proper shitpost.
Idk about chicken, but pancakes on the shovel, mmm.
Eat little piggies. The shovel is all yours.
And a funny hard hat
Reminds me of the South Park Fantastic Easter Special episode where the rabbit ends up being Pope since they knew that man could be corrupted, but bunnies were pure.
Except cats can be assholes, so might not be the best comparison.
But he is offering you chicken (not eating it). You can trust.
Does he always hold the same rotisserie chicken or does he switch it up every once in a while?
I'm asking because I feel like supporting him but want to make sure he has plans for the future.
Man. He’s gonna stuff his little cute mouth with this chicken and be all greasy from it. Then he’s gonna go to sleep for hours.
You better fucking hope it’s televised.
I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald's style crap. My wife loved them , so I finnally lookes at the ingredients label and nutritional label. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.
*on pollos
If the cat's a Republican, it would still be likely to implement Project 2025. I would only vote for the cat if it were running as a Democrat.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.