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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

"I am indigenous to this land according to my holy book which says that I wandered here from Egypt... Wait, fuck."

[-] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Abraham was from modern Turkey.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago

Maybe it'd be better if you put a chicken in this meme.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

A flock of feral chicken could 100% take over a white American suburbs and in here for it

[-] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Idk if chicken would be appropriate for T-Rex, but idk of any other options either considering Cassowaries are Raptors, Shoebill maybe? But yeah Komodos have that T-Rex or Giganotosaurus vibe when they stand on 2 legs anyway.

[-] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 days ago

Out of all birds, the Chicken is the closest relative to T-Rex

[-] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Fr? Bruh it can't be, I thought it was just a meme, it has to be some of those big badass birds unless actually true and he got the most insane downgrade in history unlike other dinosaurs.

[-] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Birds share common ancestry with Dinosaurs, and are considered Dinosaurs. Not everything has to be big or badass

[-] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I know lmao, but not every dinosaur is a Cassowary nowadays, some got downgraded, it's just hard to imagine that out of all the chicken is the one who's closest to T-Rex.

[-] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Oh my bad, I didn't mean to seem dickish

[-] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago
[-] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 days ago

I'm not wrong. Or at least I'm 99 percent sure I'm not. I've read this numerous times from paleontologists.

[-] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

That’s not how it works. All birds share a common ancestor that was a cousin to it, so they’re all equally related to it in terms of when they split off. For chickens to be more closely related to T. rex, they would have to share a more recent common ancestor with it than they do with other birds. That would also make T. rex a bird if you still wanted to count chickens as birds.

[-] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 2 days ago

I guess paleontologists are wrong then.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I just figure there's a bunch of antisemetic conspiracies about lizard people, don't want right-wingers appropriating your meme.

Shoebill wouldn't be a great look for similar reasons.

[-] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Do people still unironically talk about these except Zuckerberg jokes?

[-] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately, yes

[-] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Monitor lizards are very distant to dinosaurs and Tyrannosaurus rex lived 66 million years ago. This is the perfect depiction of a zionist's understanding of their ancestry and the history of the land they stole

[-] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Komodo Dragons are Mosasaurus related, as are all other Monitor Lizards.

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 days ago

All this needs is to make the indigenous person a golden eagle, may not be such a direct relation to the supposed ancient ancestors but certainly more of a descendant than a lizard.

[-] JoeDaRedTrooperYT@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Ironically Dinosaurs are basically giant birds. Gators aren't

[-] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Komodo Dragon is not an Alligator but a Monitor Lizard😭. Which are Mosasaurus related.

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Please dont compare israel to reptiles, lizards etc, this is like david icke shit

[-] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 days ago

That's a fair point, but I think you are slightly reaching

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