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[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 days ago

Hitting on a married man smh πŸ˜”

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Then they should get divorced so they can date and fuck each other as single people. Problem solved

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Believe it or not, my dad had a friend in that situation. They were married, got divorced, stayed monogamous with each other. They just didn't live together. I guess they didn't want sex with anyone else but they also didn't want to live with each other.

The only thing that's weird to me about this is, why divorce in that case? There's no law that says you need to live in the same domicile as your spouse. Could've lived separately and kept stuff like shared insurance benefits and whatnot.

It's rare, granted, but it is a thing. Unless they wanted to separate their financial lives entirely and keep getting down, I guess.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

I'd tell you if I could, but I have no idea and they're both most likely dead by now, so I doubt I'll ever know.

[-] lesbian_seagull@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago

That guy broke the shit outta his middle finger

[-] bcoffy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 3 days ago

I think that's just you, dude.

[-] remer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I think this is supposed to be a dad/daughter stock photo

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 2 days ago

They are republican

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Such harlotry

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Honestly, if he did, you would call him hypercritical

[-] turddle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women πŸ™„

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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