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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 210 points 4 months ago (6 children)

The real answer?

"We once gave you commoners this power and you used it to fuck your computer up and then blamed us for it, so we learned you can't be trusted with this power. We hid it behind a kind of skill test, and you're failing that test."

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 51 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Good luck with opening the subdirectories of C:\WindowsApps\. I ran Explorer as admin, gave myself R/W permissions, even recursively changed ownership of everything, followed all the online guides... Still denied access.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you make a bootable linux usb drive you can do whatever you want with all windows stupid files without even having to install linux.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those're probably containerised.

[–] allywilson@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sandboxed rather than containerised I think.

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why can't I delete System32? It's taking up space.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Where are the other 31 systems??

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[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 167 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Andrew is not very smart. Windows isn't very good, but he is very clueless. There are legitimate things to complain about, but Andrew just complains.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think Andrew might be a lawyer.

My roommate for a couple years in college was pre-law, and did some internships after graduation but before gaining his own law degree. He mentioned at one point how absolutely and hilariously pervasive it was at the firm he was working for attorneys to just run screaming to IT every single time literally anything was even the slightest bit inconvenient or obtuse (to their understanding). Part of it was the logic of “I bill clients at $800/hr, I am not spending my time to resolve whatever this hiccup is”, but part of it was absolutely also some bullshit power dynamics.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Worked in IT for over a decade, lawyers are the fucking. worst.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I see your lawyers and I raise you doctors...

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was working with a doc on an IT problem a few months ago.. It was a mildy terrifying experience, I would never want someone so ignorant as my doctor.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, I don't think I want the best IT person in the world performing an appendectomy.

Just because you're an expert in one field doesn't mean you're an expert in every field.

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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Yeah like, complain about the one thing MS is finally improving in recent years, clamping down on non-admin users and non-admin permissions.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 68 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Andrew is ignorant. He could learn the basics of computer literacy, which would answer all his questions, but I'll take a shot in the dark and say that Andrew doesn't want to do that and is perfectly happy being ignorant. And also angry.

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[–] amio@kbin.run 61 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"I shouldn't have to use permissions or sudo, just all root all the time"

[–] yuri@pawb.social 49 points 4 months ago (6 children)

In defense of Andrew, until windows 10 never had I ever installed a program that made it’s own files untouchable unless you did some real fuckery with permissions.

As soon as they introduced that little warning screen in program files it was clear shit was going downhill for power users.

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[–] TCB13@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Andrew complains, Microsoft makes a root mode so Andrew can have his way. Andrew breaks his computer the next second by deleting a system file and proceeds to call Microsoft support. :)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Most of the annoying stuff that Linux users hate about Windows are because Windows has to cater to even the least technologically knowledgeable users.

It is why Windows updates are forced, why so many files are locked behind SYSTEM user and can't easily be circumvented, why some settings are registry or Group Policy only, why some settings are opt out, ...

Without those, their support center would blow up.

So if Linux wants to become mainstream, it will have to cater to those users as well. And Linux will slowly turn into Windows.

[–] TCB13@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Most of the annoying stuff that Linux users hate about Windows are because Windows has to cater to even the least technologically knowledgeable users.

Isn't that the whole idea of GNOME? Always considering users as stupid and lowering the bar?

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[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

His problem is he went to answers.microsoft.com That place is a cesspool of fuck you, but here's a copy paste of something from 2006 so I can get some karma

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

He could alternatively go to...

Stackoverflow or Superuser, where the answer will be "use the search bar you imbecile, locked."

Quora, where every question is blatant rage bait like "my 14 year old son got a B in his test. I took away his PS5 and chained him in the basement as punishment but his grades aren't improving. How can I make him better at math?"

Yahoo Answers which is dead, and was basically Quora before Quora was a thing.

Or Reddit, where you can't even post on 95% of subs without hitting a minimum karma threshold and where some basement dwelling mod will likely ban you for breaking hidden rule #263, then modmail mute you for 28 days without reply if you try to appeal.

I think any Q&A site is absolute dog water now.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 months ago (14 children)

They could come to lemmy!

...where people will definitely give helpful answers and not just dunk on them for not using Linux before diving into an extended argument about distros, sudo and run0

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man, I kind of feel for the poster.

A while back I was tinkering with some website and installed some npm packages.

Then I tried to delete the nodes modules folder.... NOTHING worked... Safe mode, permissions change, command line deletion,... I spend like an hour googling and raging, it's my fucking computer I put the fucking file there, let me delete it!!!

I was ready to give up and finally stumbled on the answer on stack overflow. The npm folder that was created (I forget exactly what it was) had the ~ symbol in path name and that basically made the folder invincible.

Luckily the poster also posted the command line to nuke the fucker and I was finally able to delete it.

So yea, I kinda get it. Seeing that stupid you don't have permission to delete this file pop-up is rage inducing.

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[–] adksilence@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that guy's issue isnt a matter of "Microsoft has control over my PC!!!"; more like "I've been using a computer for years and never actually looked at how things work under the surface".

Simple permissions error, happens in Linux all the time as well.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Right?

This reeks of inexperience.

We lock things down because a malicious program can easily be "owned" by the user through stupid choices. And now you got viruses.

This is a way to stupid proof things. And the workaround isnt difficult, but it's to stop people like Andrew. And so far, success.

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[–] Yearly1845@reddthat.com 27 points 4 months ago (7 children)

My man just reinvented free software.

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The long reply on how to change file ownership when it could just be chown -R andrew /pictures

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I want to say "Haha, Idiot trusting Microsoft".

But honestly I want the same stuff he wants. Including modems in mobile phones. Including EVERYTHING I own.

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's an OS you might like. It has no UAC, no file permissions, no sudo nor chmod, as it has no multi-user support, no antivirus and no firewall, no protection rings, not even spectre/meltdown mitigations, and most of all - no guard-rails whatsoever: You can patch the kernel directly at runtime and it won't even give you a warn. And yet, it is perfectly safe to run. It's called TempleOS and it achieves such a flawless security by having no networking support whatsoever and barely any support for removable media. If you want a piece a software - you just code it in, manually. You don't have to check the code for backdoors if it's entirely written by you... only for CIA at your actual back door...

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 21 points 4 months ago

Andrew is going to get malware on his PC, guaranteed.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Me trying to modify games from the Xbox store.

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

People talking shit about Andrew but I've had seriously weird issues with Windows throwing out odd permissions errors on seemingly basic shit on files that are 0kb after restarting and doing all sorts of basic troubleshooting including CMD Prompt and Powershell guides only for none of them to work.

It reeked of virus but never was. Just weird stupid shit that wasn't easily explained, should've worked but didn't, or various other things that the allmighty Lemmings here think is just beyond a google apparently.

FWIW I'm pretty sure it was straight up related to corrupted files in weird shared folder spots.

You have to pretend they don't exist and never think about them again after hiding them then hopefully never remember or just reinstall because it's been a couple years and probably good to do anyway.

[–] the_doktor@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

sudo apt install linux

problem fucking solved

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (9 children)

"sudo is not recognized an an internal or external command"

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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My brain read that in John Oliver's mocking voice. xD

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