No one calls any of those things spaghetti though
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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Pasta would have been better.
But pronounced with a hard R
Pastarrr?
Parsta or even parstar
Rpasta
Yeah I'm no Italian but none of those are spaghetti
i do (i am mentally sick in the head)
I think that’s the joke
I don't think it's supposed to be literal
Let me introduce you to this concept of a shitpost.
They're supposed to be mildly true.
Pasta. Not spaghetti. Spaghetti is a type of pasta, as are the rest of these. But these others are not spaghetti.
He is so lucky I don't report him to the Italian Pasta Board, or he'd never eat "sketti" again.
Not the sketti! Please have mercy!
(Sith Lord Voice)
Italian? I am the Italian!
stop factchecking liberal
What do you call a fake noodle?
Noodles
Pasta
Italians have more words for pasta than Eskimo have for snow.
how is the one thing that americans actually call spaghetti not on the list?
*american people
There, fixed it
No one that took a long bus to school in America calls that stuff spaghetti. All of that is “pasta.”
I know what spaghetti is, the rest is either flat spaghetti or noodle tubes
A single noodle is called a spaghet.
Uno spaghetto, but it doesn't follow the meme sorry :(
would it be spaghets if there are multiple single noodles?
Yes, you are absolutely correct.
I called it all macaroni. It was either macaroni for a tube, or spaghetti or linguine, and obviously things like ravioli and tortellini and manicotti were there own things. The problem is I grew up in New Jersey, and when I finally saw these words spelled it hurt my brain.
I am a purist and macaroni is only when a rider of an ungulate affixes a plume to their headgear whilst in transit to a metropolitan area
Just watched the video huh
I call OP’s mom spaghetti.
S’kettie
Can confirm. They are all nuts
Italiens are like "Guy check out this piece of dough that's shaped slightly different to the other pieces of dough", and the rest of the world is like "Cool Italy, that's going right on the fridge. But check out our cars, computers, planes and the internet".
Yeah, because Italians totally have no idea how to build a car.
Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomaso come from exactly the same area as Parmigiano, Bolognese sauce, Parma ham, lasagne, and Bologna sausage.
Italy does not, indeed, have too much to offer with respect to computers and the internet.
Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomas
Sorry Luigi, those are pasta shapes. Try again.
Sorry Jared, I got confused there for a moment.
I think I'm angry