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Would You Rather

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WYR have a billion or highschool crush? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by wargreymon@sh.itjust.works to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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You can only choose one and lose another

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

A Billion dollars or a woman over 40 that I haven't seen in 25 years?

It's adorable that you think a high school crush is that valuable. I'd probably still take the money at $1000.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

You can't buy love. But You can rent it, so I'm taking the billion.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean.. Just a crush? I'll take a billion

[–] wargreymon@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ex- counts as a crush as well.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I have not yet had female company, so I'll still take a billion

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

Billion easy.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Highschool crush is specifically a difficult choice for me considering I'm with her now. I can't answer this 😭

[–] wargreymon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

can't answer

🤔👀

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

With a billion dollars you can buy a better girlfriend.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 3 months ago

Highschool relationships burn out quickly and rarely last . .

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

With a billion I can help myself and everyone I know, crush only benefits me (and probably wouldn't last anyway)

[–] LowleeKun@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

There are other people i can fall in love with. While money can not buy love or happines it is something most people need to worry about all their life. With a billion you would never need to again.

[–] wargreymon@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My highschool crush, I will take it

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The average price of a dark magician girl card is $2.38.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

"You got a dollar general waifu"

😂😂😂

[–] wargreymon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I choose 1B and will lose DMG, I will choose DMG and lose that 1B.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

Cool. She isn't my crush, so I will take the billion and buy your crush for pocket change.