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Bonus letter to a judge.

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[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately they forgot to put the I in quotes in the last sentence, invalidating the whole document.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"i" am dumber for having read this

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn't have anything to do with America so I don't know what's going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that's standard issue crazy.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The judge probably took an oath on a bible so they would have to.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like I said the other day, you're not really on Ken M's level.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's not. Not when we have Oscar-winner Margot Robbie on Lemmy.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But she never shows her feet.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You clearly didn't see Barbie.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have fifteen copies of it on Ultra HD Blu-ray and those are definitely a foot double’s feet.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I really think @MargotRobbie@lemm.ee needs to weigh in on this.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She could post a picture with her stepping in three pounds of raw beef mince to really settle it.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s obviously someone sitting in the seat beside her.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love lemmy, but how did we get from talking about sovcit craziness to debating whether Ms Robbie uses a foot double?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure you love Lemmy if you have to ask that question?

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The conversation on here is fantastic for the most part, and my question was mostly rooted in amusement, but you surely have to admit that veering from sovcits doing their thing to conspiracy theories about celebrity toes is a pretty remarkable turn.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I suppose, but I went from Stonehenge to the MST3K episode Pumaman with someone in another thread today, so 🤷‍♂️

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So you did use a foot double in Barbie!

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services!

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 20 points 3 months ago

Dear "judge,"

"i" order you to drop my case.

Sincerely,

"i"

[–] Ghostling 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge's letter? That's quite a distinctive name.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

But is it the uppercase or the lowercase name?

[–] finley@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

They left it visible in their letter to the pope/Bishop of Rome

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I mean, you have to in those letters

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The "name" is deceased apprently. I'm sure since "the debtor" is dead, it's no big deal.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can't enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

There are far too many "s"es in that first posts, and not enough apostrophes. I can forgive the latter, but the former made my brain stutter.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Happy holidays!

[–] thrawn@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I like how it abruptly switches from bible verses to various legal texts, all presented with no excerpts or citations. Is the entire book meant to serve as evidence?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.