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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by anachronist@midwest.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Give it all away anyway. Screw that genie, wealth hoarding jerk. At worst he kills you and you leave a saintly legacy.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

[–] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Warhammer!!

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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

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[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Brewster's Millions genie

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Using AWS already fits into rule #3.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Sorry what is AWS?

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

[–] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

[–] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

[–] LemmyHead@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer

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