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Some women have become pregnant through anal sex – and other extremely rare methods of conception
(theconversation.com)
TIL babies are stored in the anus.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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That's why children are sometimes little shits.
Some women have cloaca like chickens.
All women have "harsh internal genitalia".
…and boobs like sandbags!
Do they?
I don’t know, I’ve never touched another human before.
Probably for the best as this article suggests even the lightest contact can lead to babies.
I need help. Someone ended up upvoting my top comment past 69...
that's how lawyers are made
Yeah and pee is stored in the balls. Everyone knows that
"You'll freak out when you discover where sperm is made and 11 other weird body facts."
It can't be the balls because that's where the pee is stored?
That's just science. It's in the knees, which is why getting kneed in the balls hurts both parties. Also why you get "babies trapped in knees".
Damn. I was wondering, thanks for clarifying
No problem. I have scienced before, so this isn't my first rodeo (although I was dropped on my head in the last science rodeo so...).
Jfc the stabbing one. Life does find a way I guess.
Loophole got patched
Poophole got patched
FTFY
"It's time we start trying less conventional ways of making a baby.."
"Like anal?!"
Or jizz on a knife and stab het in the abdomen.
Ovaries aren't fused with the uterine ubes. Instead, the uterine tubes have tentacle like protrusions with cilia. Basically tiny tiny hairs that wiggle in a specific way. The body uses cilia to move stuff around. These protrusions' function is to grab and transport the egg down the tube. When it fails, the fucker stays somewhere in the abdomen, and can result in an ectopic pregnancy.
The jizz knife should work, since the sperm can them migrate down the same tube towards the egg.
From the toilet seat?
It transpired that just before the knife fight had occurred, she had performed oral sex on her new partner. So when the surgery was done to repair her stomach wounds, it potentially washed any sperm that still existed around her abdominal cavity – allowing them to migrate towards and fertilise the ovum.
It’s called The Essex Special.
I'd call it the sus-sex special
The picture is confusing... It looked like spanking for a long while until the brain could put it together.
It's designed as a Rorschach test, so if you see spanking....
I'm destined to be a distinguished airline pilot? Isn't that how these things work?
That must be it.
You’re destined to be spanked
You know... If it happens, it happens. Whatcha gonna do?
Take turns with the copilot, obviously. Someone gotta keep flying the plane...