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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why though? Why be jealous?

Look at their collection! There's like 5 sticks that deserve to be there, the rest are aspirational at best. Like why put the OK sticks up there with the stallions, it just cheapest the whole collection.

They have a fucking musket, OG blackbeard pistol, and Deagle next to random vaguely right angles. Fuck, I hate this, I now understand where art snobs come from, this is awful

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Sometime you just like a stick

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 9 points 1 month ago

Let's see ~~Paul Allen's~~ Godric's stick collection

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You missed the Colt 1911, top left.

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly only three i'd deem worthy

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That Uzi in the bottom right is pretty cool.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope he sticks with it. Insuring his collection could be a sticking point, but he may get you into sticky situations without insurance. I'm sure he'll find an agent to stick up for him.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think you've played out this schtick. You need to branch out.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

No. You're just being a stick in the mud

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Wood you just leaf him alone.

[–] Atsur@ttrpg.network 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And not a single sword shaped stick. For shame

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wouldn't being a sword stick to a gun stick fight.

I'll have you know...I closed the thread just as I was reading this, and came back to upvote it.

[–] illi@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is clearly a gun stick guy

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

My thoughts exactly

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago

!stick@sh.itjust.works

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

When I was young lad, my friends and I would play army with stick guns. Once I found the perfect one and I hid it in our army fort that really was just the space between the wood pile and the fence. I think his dad used it in the fireplace cause I never saw it again. If I was as smart as this guy, I would still be going after Rambo's enemies today. I still miss that stick gun.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What constitutes "rare" in a collection of "rare sticks"?

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There are likely very few collections of sticks in the world, therefore it is rare.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d argue every tree has its own collection of sticks.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

You're confusing that with branches

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hmmm yes makes sense

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

those are some nice sticks.

[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hit with the sticky uh, light it with a blicky uh

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

8 year old me would have envied this collection. 40 year old me just appreciates that he has a passion for which he still has a child-like sense of wonder.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This is what my dog thinks she's doing when she brings sticks home from the lake

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

You know I keep that thang on me

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stick wins every time

[–] paw@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

And, I must add, he's doing something with his life.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is insane. Where do I have to go to ~~admire~~ ridicule this?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plant a tree => stick colletion

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Starts Orchid

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago

How can one have all that power!

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I don't need that many. Give me one good stick gun and that's all I need.