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I promise this is true. Will answer what I can without giving away too many clues about the athlete.

Edit: @JoeByeThen@hexbear.net is the winner of this thread, meaning he has paper-scissors-rocked his way to victory over an Olympic gold medalist.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was it the sport they won the medal at

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was it Michael Phelps in competitive bong rips.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Alas, no.

It was a sport that has been in the Olympics, and perhaps will one day return.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Like urban planning and competitive bong rips, it's one where you can gain weight while playing

Edit: Shit, what we played was only featured in a "demonstration programme" and didn't make the Games

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sumo? Was sumo at Tokyo? Wait was that Tokyo or Kyoto? Whatever...

Edit: it was Tokyo

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Neither their glorious victory nor mine

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Indeed

And I had, like, 5x the score they did. Would they have lapped me five times in their sport? Probably, but they might have won before that happened, in which case this is more impressive.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

beat Mijaín López at chess

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No on the specifics, but yes on the general idea

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

which factions did you play in StarCraft 2?

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

It's still hard to beat elite athletes at esports, someday it's going to be a part of GOAT debates like golf was for Biden and Trump.