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Petty clear mine would be a really hardline psychic type, just a special attack glass canon. I'd be a rest/psychic/dream eater/speed boost thing weirdo sweeper.

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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Maybe the most straightforward grass type

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Normal/Dark but capable of learning some Fairy-type moves by TM.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a sketch but am having a hard time uploading images rn

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm looking forward to it when you can

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[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

a shitty one

[–] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Idc about Pokémon so I'll do SMT instead. Absorb fire, resist ice and wind, weak vs curse. Has AOE healing spell that removes all status ailments and a fire spell that pierces resistances

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Snorlax but poison-grass type from chooming all day

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably a dark type garbage themed pokemon.

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No idea, but I feel like Egon goes hard as a Pokémon name. Had it been part of the early generations then it would definitely have been a normal/ghost type and just been a straight rip-off of the villain from Ghostbusters II. It would have been the third of the weird humanoid Pokemon from that gen (Mr. Mime and then the racist charicature).
That doesn't feel like it has so much to do with the name again though, I feel like theres a vibe to the sounds E-gon that the Japanese would do something cool with. Could be a rock type (or whatever the stone Pokémon type is) or electric type or it could just be lil guy

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds like Aron (ground/steel) simple, punchy two syllable first stage evo

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

dark/ghost type

Learns curse, self destruct, explosion, rest

abilities: defeatist, slow start, truant

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I have a sketch but have probably uploaded too many images too fast.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Took a while but here ya go! You're also 200ft tall according to the pokedex. Tsunami amphibian

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Basically fairy and grass types.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

With what little I know about pokemon, I will go with grass type then lol

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

It would be a really fluffy one with a cute little horned helmet and food and drink-related capabilities

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Fairy-fighting

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Bdsm Stalin that never died of Heart attack because his heart is rigged to a car battery a la "Crank 2: High Voltage. Electric/fighting type. Maintains a socialist oasis in the desert wastelands.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Fire type because red

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

A combination of Dark, Ghost, and Fairy, I suppose.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

A boring one.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Fairy type :)

[–] hand@lemmy.studio 4 points 2 months ago

Not sure but it would probably slap or punch.

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Poison type, because snek. Breath, so probably a special atk rather than physical in terms of primary stat. Dual typing could go any direction really, so I’ll ignore that.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Username? Probably just Snorlax. Maybe a queer kinda femme Snorlax? Gen2 Snorlax specifically if I want that to sound better.

lady-doge

Personally? Alolan Vulpix/Ninetails are my favorites, and Kingdra (I had a female Kingdra sniper build named Queendra that was one of my best of all time as a kid.) Maybe a water/psychic cuttlefish build? Or a grass/dark cat? (I know that's just Meowscarada, but like, a different one. I like Alolan Meowth a lot too idk)

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
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