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[–] becausechemistry@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I bet she drinks prune juice

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

A warrior's drink.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Prune juice is fire and no one can convince me otherwise

[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would drink that stuff if it didn't make me poop so bad. It's delicious.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is what makes it a warrior's drink! If you cannot conquer your bowels, how can you hope to conquer your enemies?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

By conquering my enemies bowels!

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

When we were kids, my mom bought it to help her poop, figuring we kids wouldn't want a weird pooping drink. She realized her err as we drank it all, and complained kids aren't supposed to like prune juice.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She got to legally punch some of those losers in the face (in the ring); I would imagine that was also satisfying.

Hey Rowling, go a few rounds with her.

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, she punched a so called boxer and they started crying because they got punched in the face hard in the getting punched in the face hard sport.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine trying to explain this to an alien. Two people get into the dedicated punching people in the face arena, where they then go through the ritual by which they agree that they are prepared to punch each other in the face. One punches the other in the face, who then gets upset.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

All I can think is that reactionaries could have had a field day with this and used this as evidence that women shouldn't be boxing, but racism > misogyny

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago
[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I bet she'd be a kickass klingon actually.

[–] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo, that's rad as fuck! Does anyone have a source for that quote?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The original French quote appears to be from here. Stories link to another tweet (since privated) as the source of the translation, which quotes the first tweet, but it only differs from the embedded Google Translate result by a single word ("tasty" vs. "satisfying"). Here's a video of the press conference with more context and a similar translation of that quote.