Couch, lube, a Barry White album.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Duct tape, Rope, newspaper
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Vaginal cream and a fly swatter
Frozen pizza and canned pineapple
This is the best one so far 😂
- Frozen pizza
- Baking sheets
- Sliced pineapple
We're trying to freak them out, not get a fist bump
I think pineapple on pizza is maybe even more divisive than cilantro/coriander. I'm pro both
Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.