Don't let your dreams be dreams!
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
The OJ line of hatchets
Do Information Technology
Must download the app to use hatchet
Would you prefer
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"..?
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
I just went food shopping, I'm now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they're making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
I'm telling it something needs to be chopped in half.
Executives, prices, what's the difference?
:P
Reminds me of the movie Gothika.
THAT'S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
Were you expecting me to say "oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha" or something? Whats the correct answer?
Axe murdering your spouse/lovers is a rich and saturated film genre.
Shinning
Get em below the knees!
Shhhsh! You want to get us sued?!
‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
Oh no we need that slogan on so much more. I'm thinking table saws and nail guns. Can't be worse than the anti procrastination poster in the VA mental health waiting area.
To be fair that poster was up and then gone by the next week
VA Health Care: We Bet You Don't Even Have the Balls to Follow Through
If you need help, call 1-800-DO-IT-PUSSY
I wouldn't put it past them honestly. Some Bean Counter has probably at least given the presentation, But have we tried encouraging suicide in order to lower costs?
No, no, you just don't understand... This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!
"the axe made me do it"
Nobody gonna comment of what a shit design that is?! Fuck me, looks like an AI's version of a "modern" axe. Wouldn't swing that thing if you paid me. Wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot frog. Wouldn't touch it with your dick.
- It's going to slip.
- It's going to bend.
- It's going to break.
When it does, dull the blade and use it for a wedge. Then beat the designer with the broken haft.
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
The Fiskers axes are pretty decent but they don't have the huge wedge shaped head. And of course, this is a knock off so they probably used the cheapest material they could find.
Fiskars sells splitting axes and mauls https://www.fiskars.com/en-us/building-and-fixing/products/sledge-hammers/fiskars-pro-isocore-wood-splitting-maul-8lb-36-751110-1004, I have the x11 splitting axe and it has a reasonably sized wedge head on it
Indeed, that's a proper maul that you have. That thing in OPs pic is a weird hybrid axe/maul thing that won't do either well. It'd probably shatter if you tried to hit it.
Obey the axe...
Obey the axe...
Hey, Paul!
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now!!
Raskolnikov axe
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
Heeeeres Johnny!
I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in
DIY
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.
