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I believe so.
Most days that's a 0.
But then every once in a while, I eat an entire package.
And that starts the cycle over again or not buying Oreos for another year.
It's like looking into two mirrors at once.
Do you really eat Oreos on a daily basis? Damn man...
I ate one in my whole life and it's one of the most disgusting "desserts" i ever ate. It's just sugar with cardboard around it.
Almost correct.the white stuff is a slurry of pig back fat and powdered sugar. Built the oreo line at nabisco in fairlawn, nj before they tore it down.
Oreos are vegan, so it's definitely not pig fat
I didn't know that, neat.
They've been vegetarian for 30 years
I try to put limits xd I know that oreos are just a bunch of tasty chemicals
I think I eat on average of about 5-10 oreos per year.
I probably eat 30 Oreos per year in two 'sessions'.
I'd guess like 0.2 a year for me, since it's been a few years, and I don't see myself ever eating another unless it's offered to me.
I do like cookies though
I will eat zero Oreos for years and years... Then promptly eat two full containers with a gallon of milk. All or nothing
May I ask, how’s the diarrhoea?
Let's just say the entire bathroom gets a thorough cleaning when the deed is done
Oreos are like the lowest common denominator of biscuits. Overpriced and tasteless, you'd only eat them if there was literally nothing else; the Lipton's Tea of biscuits
You are a godless heathen
Hey hey hey that's my job.
My gods are Hobnobs and Caramel Wafers, yours are high fructose corn syrups
Don't forget the shortening
...Limit?
Maybe the price limit
Like three
You mean sleeves, right? Right...?
How many come in a box?
Limits are for quitters.
One package
(unless there are more available)
zero
When we have them I tend to grab them in threes. But I don't have a daily limit.
this is the way
I think you mean "how many sleeves" as max.
All. All of them.
The proper procedure for eating Oreos is as follows:
One: eat a single Oreo. Telling yourself you're going to be good.
Two: have one more because it's only one more
Three: realize you've eaten every single Oreo in the house. Feel guilty.
Four: go to the store and buy replacement Oreos so your family doesn't know about your shame
Five: go to sleep, and repeat as necessary the next day
I usually stop at one, when I remember that I don't actually like them.
How many you got? I'll eat em.
I try to put a limit of one column, but if my kids aren’t fast enough with their share, they may lose out
None. I think they're decidedly blah. It's sickly sweet stuffing in between two layers that vaguely taste of chocolate.
IMO Trader Joe's version is about 100x better.
I still haven't had them in ages, but they don't just taste like sugar soaked in chemicals.
Usually zero, but occasionally like 10.
I'll have some once every few weeks and usually eat like 2-4. The serving size is 3 which has 160 calories and 14 grams of sugar.