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[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"How do you delete someone else's post... From your mind!"

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unrelated: how do I maintain a consistently low battery level in my Airpods?

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The ~~licking~~ notifications should begin shortly after that.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It would have cost you $0 to not post this

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

If they're up to it I could use a good cleanout.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Extra long tongues.

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Help how do I unread something

[–] thinkyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I should have heeded your warning random internet person

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's what great UX is all about, baby

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What if they just licked your ear all the time? That just might convince me there is a heavan.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

Can I make it a manual action? Because sometimes my ear canal is itchy AF and if a tiny tongue could solve that problem without making me look like I'm trying to tickle my brain, I'm all in on that.

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

What if tongues had tiny ears and every time you drank water it felt like getting water in them.

I would have very clean ears then.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

They might as well. The one pair of airpod pros I had would screech into my ear if the battery was low, which happened often because they cram as much useless garbage "features" into them as they can which drain the battery rather quickly. I had to stop using them for video calls at work because I couldn't get past a 90 min meeting without one screeching in my ear. Switched to some old Sony ear buds with less features and am much happier.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I should have heeded the title, gross lol.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

In that case I would just be forced to purchase airpods.