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[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 57 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 3 weeks ago

The lawful evil kind.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Cutting out the middle-men

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

Investors love repeated business.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

i'd imagine that it's mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it's cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I would assume it’s there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Because doctors live on coffee

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because people don't go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich (which as far as fast food goes, not really all that bad). Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm that could be understandable

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah it indeed is

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

why is California the only state that knows about cancer?

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Regulatory capture.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm not sure how to find it on the site 😞
I wanted to find it on the site

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just google dihydrogen monoxide

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh know that bit, I saw the link to the CA website and wanted to find it on there

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago

Average american hospital

[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, that's why if you don't have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It's worth getting treated.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn't a Dunks on every corner... New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the "America runs in Dunks" ads we'd seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana

[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

Lol... Fair point... It was for work though

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's literally why it's called creamotherapy.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?

If not COULD THEY and add salt?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Anybody reverse image search this yet?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?