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[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 95 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unironically an excellent track.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But that is "dudu-dudu dun, dun-dun dun, dun-dun dun"

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

No, that goes like this:

Darude - Sandstorm

  • Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

  • dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

  • BOOM

  • dundun dundun dundun

  • BEEP

  • dun dun dun dun dun

  • dun dun

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM

  • daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddadad

  • dadadddaddadaddadadadddadadada

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nnyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

  • nnn nn nn nn nn nn n nn nnn nn nn nnn nnn nnnnnnnn

  • dddddddd ddadadadadaddadadadadadaadadadadadad

  • BOOM

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM

  • BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

  • BOOM

  • nyunyunyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • dadadadadada

  • ddadad

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BBEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BOOM

  • (Unintellgibile)

  • ddudndundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dund

  • dododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoodo

  • DRUM DRUM DRUM

  • ddodododododoododododododododoodododododododo

  • chi chi chi chi chi chih

  • BOOOM

  • chcihcihfkdhfdisjfkla

  • dodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoo

  • SCHEW

  • dododododododoodododododododododododododo

  • dadadadddudndundundudnudndundundunddunfudnundudnudnudndund

  • BOOM

  • FADE

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

missing a Dun in all the first three lines, and what is the rest supposed to be?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

No, that's

Dun dundun dun dun dun dun

Dun dundun dun dundun dun dun dun

Dundundundundundundundun dundundundundundundundun

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Symphony No. 5 by Ludwig van Beethoven, obviously.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

No, silly. That goes

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUUUN

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUUUN

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I’m not talking about that part.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

His 5th symphony starts

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUN

Which is also dot-dot-dot-dash

Which is V in the English alphabet

Which is 5 in Roman numerals

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 27 points 2 months ago

Yo thats paralyzer by finger eleven.

[–] Jilanico@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the correct answer.

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Clearly the battlefield 1942 theme song

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[–] JaN0h4ck@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago

Definitely Darude - Sandstorm

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Metallica. Master of Puppets.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah, that's

dudududadudadu dun dun dun, dudududadada dunu duna duna duna / dududadududadu dun dun dun, dudududadada duna duna duna duna duna duna / bubuDA bubudA bubudA bubudA budaaaaaaaaaa

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holst - the planets, jupiter

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 2 points 2 months ago

Visions of the Venture Brothers run through my head.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Imperial March

[–] benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Prisencolinensinainciusol - Adriano Celentano

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Daft punk robot rock

[–] WhollyGuacamole@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In The Hall of the Mountain King?

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's more like

Dun dun dun dun din dun din
din dun din
din dun din
dun dun dun dun din dun din diii din dun dun dun din

[–] Giftzwerg02@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

That song from Greenday in the Simpsons movie

(literally)

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 2 months ago

That wasn’t music anon that was me and your sister.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Let's start a riot Edit: whoops I get the joke now, too late guess I'm on a list gg

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mind explaining it for the thick (like me)

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Could also be I am the Doctor

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago

Orff’s Carmina Burana

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pirates of the Carribean Theme

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Tom's Diner.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Law and order theme.

[–] EvilMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 2 months ago

that would be

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dadadunnah

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Erika - Major Hans Friess

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny thing is I think I know the tune he's talking about but I have no idea what the name of the piece is or who composed it.

But it's one of the classical pieces that often gets used as background music for scenes showing fancy things. It's been on Looney Tunes, though that doesn't really help to narrow it down at all.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

one of the classical pieces that often gets used as background music for scenes showing fancy things

Vivaldi's Spring from Four Seasons?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 2 months ago

I took a music appreciation class in undergrad that had us learn the names of many famous pieces and composers, but Looney Tunes really hooked it up with educating an entire generation on classical symphonic music. Had they included the titles and composers of the pieces in a corner of the screen when playing the music, we'd all be fancy-pants music connoisseurs without taking any college courses for it. There's a lesson in there somewhere. Imagine what else children could learn if what they find interesting is properly infused with educational material.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Swans - The Seer

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

So basically the anime Dan Da Dan opening song...

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