chapotraphouse

Love to dream about making toast so my smart home turns on the toaster at 3 am

"Hey man! Come into the basement, Im working on a biological super computer, check it out!" The camera pans to the people chained to the wall with holes drilled in their heads drooling all over themselves with wires coming out of the holes, then back to me and I do the Kubrick stare. "It doesn't work yet."

What the fuck is a smart sleep mask? It's a mask, it does one thing!

Bruh they have to know how horrible this all sounds.

I have to wonder if it's part of some kind of psyop to make people doom

Brought to you by Lightspeed Briefs™.

God damn could they have picked a more unnerving picture? Looks like a still from some early internet video you’d find on liveleak or something. Also if anyone else was privy to my dreams I’d probably be institutionalized, controlling smart devices from there sounds like a terrible idea

you can't fool me those people just took too much ket at the club and had to sit down. very fashionable tho

Hypnospace Outlaw

Yeah ok sure when you can do more than vaguely (and not very well) steer a wheelchair around I'll believe you can do this shit during dreams. Definitely not just scamming investors out of their money.

This is old, I remember seeing ads for it when I was a kid

"Possible Tumblr screenshot" What???

I remember sleep tracking and smart alarm clock apps being all the rage